May I take your order?

Well, no Parker job for me. Nor will I be working at the aforementioned rich-kids school (but I wasn't too disappointed about that one). Applied for a job in the Warwick school district today. Yippie. Well, I can always be a waiter.

To do: Find out how to do those nifty roll-overs that my brother does on his blog. I want boxes that pop up with funny things in them for my links.

Speaking of my brother, just read the excerpt he posted from some guy talking about his version of the Adam & Eve story. Cute. Although my personal favorite alternative interpretation of that myth is Daniel Quinn's. In Ishmael, he talks about how Cain & Abel are actually an allegory for the rise of agriculture over hunting and gathering. Now that's some deep shit right there.