Back with a veneance

Yeah, yeah, I've been gone a while. Those of you actually reading this know what I've been up to, so let's skip that part and go straight to why I've decided to write right now.

It's my brother's birthday. Also, it's my roommate, Mikey's, birthday. He had a bunch of his friends over tonite and we all drank. Well, they did...I have to go take a reading test tomorrow at 9:00 A.M., so I'm sober, and that sucks 'cuz nothing takes the edge off a long day like getting shitfaced. So I'm a little bummed about that, and all. And I'm bored, too, since I can't participate in the drinking games and such. Stupid fucking reading test ... shouldn't they be able to tell that I'm smart enough to have mastered basic reading comprehension skills simply by virtue of the fact that I have a B.A.? I mean, knock Brown all you want, but I think it's safe to say that everyone who goes (or went, as the case may be) to that school has the ability to understand simple sentences.

Bleh. End rant.