Yet another website that's gonna get me fired

The Uncyclopedia. It's like Wikipedia, if everything in Wikipedia was made up and silly. The potential for getting me fired comes from me laughing my ass off in the middle of the office. To wit, this article about the Pope.

The Pope is the overlord and master of The Vatican. In the late 1920s he used the awesome power of Vatican City to write his grocery list on the sun. However, this caused a chain reaction, the result of which is that the sun will become a supernova in 2037 as opposed to millions or billions of years from now. The Pope shows no remorse, because he is also the immortal son of King Kong and Elvis.

The article on Sauron, a.k.a. Lord of the Dance and Saint of the Step, was also enlightening.