Able was I ere I saw Elba

Just wanted to say happy birthday to my lady, who is 22 today. 22! It's a palindrome! The last time that happened, you were 11. The next time it'll happen, you'll be 33. Spooooooooky, eh? Here's hoping you'll be able to enjoy the day a little bit, despite having to work on your thesis. Hey, at least you get to watch The Apprentice ... it's almost like Donald Trump is giving you a present.

Happy birthday, sweetie. Mwach!