Square One

Well, it turns out there was a slight snafu in my plans. She ain't interested. I got the ol' "I'll call you next week". Fortunately, the Mynx was there to talk me through it. Everybody needs a Mynx in their life, I think. She is truly the cat's pajamas -- nay -- the bee's knees.

Attention ladies: I am still available. Come'n get me. Quick, while supplies last. (Smooth) Operators are standing by.